Posts tagged JOOOOOOOOKE.

ISA PA TO. Hahahahaha!

Anak ng tokwa! Sobrang laughtrip eh! Hahahahahaha!

#PBB  #kit  #JOOOOOOOOKE  
1 week ago on May 21, 2012 at 05:15pm
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Tangina made my day!!! Hahahahahahahaha!! Tawang tawa ako dito I swear!!! Hahahaha!

Tangina made my day!!! Hahahahahahahaha!! Tawang tawa ako dito I swear!!! Hahahaha!

#PBB  #JOOOOOOOOKE  #hahahaha!  
1 week ago on May 21, 2012 at 04:16pm
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HAVEY AKO. AMININ MO.

Ako: Knock Knock!

Friend: Who’s there?

Ako: Galunggong, Vase, Higad sa flower vase.

Friend: Galunggong, Vase, Higad sa flower vase. Who?

Ako: Boy you got heartbeat runnin’ away, beatin’ like a drum and it’s comin’ your way, can’t you hear that boom GALUNGGONG boom GALUNGGONG VASE, HIGAD SA FLOWER VASE.

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#WOOOOO! HAHAHAHAHA  #super bass  #Vice Ganda  #JOOOOOOOOKE  
1 month ago on April 21, 2012 at 06:35pm
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Paano kaya pag naging teacher natin si Vice?

VICE: Okay class get one whole sheet of paper.

STUDENT: Sir may quiz?

VICE: Hindi wala! Hatiin niyo lang, gawin niyong 1/2! Tapos hatiin niyo yang 1/2, 1/4 na! Yehey! Tapos pagdikitin niyo ulit 1 whole na ulit! Mga adik tayo sa school! Trip trip lang! O kaya lukutin niyo tapos batuhin niyo ko, babuyin niyo ko! Putangina magkalat tayo!


#HAHAHAHA  #JOOOOOOOOKE  #Vice Ganda  #I miss him alreadyyyyy!!  
1 month ago on April 21, 2012 at 06:19pm
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ICE BUKO.

Yun daw yung sinasabi ng mga girls after nila mag-suklay. ICE BUKO?

ANG WALEY infairness. Hahahaha!
#waley! HAHAHAHA  #JOOOOOOOOKE  #gif  
1 month ago on April 21, 2012 at 06:05pm
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Hindi ka pa naliligo noh?

#AKO DIN EH  #hahaha  #JOOOOOOOOKE  
1 month ago on April 21, 2012 at 05:57pm
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Yung babaeng may kiki-kili na parang cake. Black Forest yung flavor.

#hahahahahaha  #JOOOOOOOOKE  
1 month ago on April 21, 2012 at 05:43pm

Showtime =)))))))) Part 2 :p

  • Billy: Vice, basura ka ba?
  • Vice: Araaa araay araaaay, dun palang sakit na ah! Bakit?
  • Billy: Ang baho mo eh.
  • Vice: Kahoy ka ba?
  • Jhong: Bakit?
  • Vice: May anay ka oh!
  • Jhong: Chocolate ka ba?
  • Vice: ahh ahh bakit?
  • Jhong: Kamukha mo eh.
#hahahaha  #kawawa si vice eh =)))  #jhong  #billy  #vice ganda  #showtime  #JOOOOOOOOKE  
1 month ago on April 20, 2012 at 03:47pm
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Showtime =))))))))

  • Jhong: bulaklak ka ba? (to vice)
  • Vice: Bakit?
  • Jhong: Bagay ka kasi sa sementeryo.
  • Laureen: Bulaklak ka ba? (to vice)
  • Vice: Bakit?
  • Laureen: Ang sarap kasing pitasin ng mukha mo.
  • Madlang people: Vice, puno ka ba?
  • Vice: Bakit?
  • Madlang people: Maugat ka kasi eh.
  • Vice: WEH sinabi ko na kahapon yan di ka kasi nanood! Ate, SHUNGA KA BA?
  • Madlang people: Hahahaha, bakit?
  • Vice: Mukha ka kasing shunga eh.
#bwisit =))))))  #vice ganda  #jhong  #laureen  #showtime  #JOOOOOOOOKE  
1 month ago on April 19, 2012 at 01:18pm
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